Twilighterr: New Guest Blogger XD

Hey guys: 3rd post in one...morning! Anyways, my cousin (the 1st hilarious one) is going to Guest Blog. Here it is:
What's good ladies and gentlemen.....and what ever the hell that is.....yeah you starin' at the screen. I'd like to warn u of a serious problem in the world today. It's a disease, that's spreadin' like wildfire...... SQUAIDS!!!!! That's right people of the internet; squirrel AIDS!! Symptoms include; itching of the gums(where the teeth will grow in), and of the tail bone (where the tail is gunna grow in [thats right, I said tail]) and a sudden nut addiction.....but thats probably how you got it in the first place, huh? ( If you can't figure this out, call ur mother into ur room and have her read it. She'll explain ;))*
-Soto
*(Twilighterr: PLEASE don't pay attention to the last two sentences. He's not crazy. He's insane :] )